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"You're 80! You're not supposed to like my album!"
Previous week's:
""I brush my teeth, I lace my laces, and I wear sunglasses too!"
"I'm gonna stop you right there. This is a pen, not a magic wand! Creepy old man? Yes. American Idol? No"
(talking about tabloids) "Oh God, I think that's so cool. They probably think I, like, get upset about stuff, but I actually call my friends! I'm like, 'Dude! Get the National Enquirer! I'm in it!' Like, I'm in it, like, all the time now!"
"I'm not. But I do have six kids. No wait, I don't"
"We're not like podunk. I showed up without shoes because i forgot them"
(apparently why she shows up to every concert (on tv or not) without shoes!!!!)
"I'm like 'Hey! My name's Kelly!....I'm selling thin mints, does anyone want some?"
"They showed the footage of my town on the show, and it's like, the lawn mower shop.... i didn't-- i didn't even know we had a lawn mower shop"
"I see a lawnmower sign so I am going to do it this is the lawnmower everyone, yes yes that's why I am still single"
(aka kelly making the lawnmower dance "cool")
"What the heck is that thing? That says my name really fast! That's cool, you get cool points!"
"I am showing my butt to my fans they are enjoying that. It's great"
"apparently I don't believe in hangers so I just throw everything down."
"there was this one time that I um..... yeah I was trying to think of something but obviously I am not that quick"
"I want a cookie. Can I have a cookie? There's a brownie?"
"it's way to early to be putting on hair and make up"
"I am awake I am just resting my eyes"
"Am I talking too much? This little girl here is getting restless she is like shut up!"
"blah blah blah do I ever shut up"
"Being interviewed infront of my fans in Asia and Austrailia. Little do they know how much of a dork I am."
cool beans♥
